Ever been really hungry? Ever been hungry at night? Well if you have and you’re looking for something a tad different to eat come check this article out! Right now! I promise you you won’t regret it.
Ok so today we’re gong to need a bowl, ketchup, a microwave and some oven chips, got it? right cool. So you’re going to take your bowl ye? and your oven chips ok? and, now this is the tough part, pour the chips into the bowl so that you get just the right amount, which is as much or as little as you want, but keep in mind that the chips will…how do you explain it…melt? so if you want a good amount you gotta get the bowl over flowing. Ok so with your bowl of frozen oven chips ready you are now going to proceed to the microwave (I suggest doing a cool sorta dancewalk if you can to make this whole awesome experience that much more AWESOME.)
Nice, so at the microwave place the bowl right smack in the centre and get ready to turn the microwave on. You’re going to set it roughly to about 10 minutes at the highest setting you can on your microwave.( some people I know set it only for 9 minutes cause they dare to defy moi.) so now you have a long (but worthwhile) wait. In this time you can do whatever the fuck you want: do a poo, have a wank, read a book, make more food, make a cup of tea, gaze into the eyes of your lover or dance to Rick Astley. As someone who has done all the above I suggest the dancing it’s fun and gets you happy and as we all know if you’re happy while eating life rocks!
So we’re not done yet but nearly there do not panic!. So once the microwave makes that annoying beeping noise, take the chips out BUT FOR GODS SAKE BE CAREFUL THE BOWL IS GOING TO BE HOT. Now take whatever topping you want: ketchup, mayo etc. and pour it on the top of the chips. Take a fork and start turning the chips all over the bowl, this allows for the topping to spread to all the chips. And there you have it! Chips a la me!
So stick that fork in and start having a good time! HAPPY EATING!
oh I forgot… Firstly, by now I think you see what I meant by melted, but that is a really good sign. if you can stick your fork into a chip pull it up and practically the whole lot of 'em come up with it that means that they were done right so don’t worry. Secondly, I know this sounds gross and everyone who I make it for is at first all pussy and like “BUT WAH THAT’S NOT CONVENTIONAL.” but it works. Just try it once…..for me?…..please?
Ok so today we’re gong to need a bowl, ketchup, a microwave and some oven chips, got it? right cool. So you’re going to take your bowl ye? and your oven chips ok? and, now this is the tough part, pour the chips into the bowl so that you get just the right amount, which is as much or as little as you want, but keep in mind that the chips will…how do you explain it…melt? so if you want a good amount you gotta get the bowl over flowing. Ok so with your bowl of frozen oven chips ready you are now going to proceed to the microwave (I suggest doing a cool sorta dancewalk if you can to make this whole awesome experience that much more AWESOME.)
Nice, so at the microwave place the bowl right smack in the centre and get ready to turn the microwave on. You’re going to set it roughly to about 10 minutes at the highest setting you can on your microwave.( some people I know set it only for 9 minutes cause they dare to defy moi.) so now you have a long (but worthwhile) wait. In this time you can do whatever the fuck you want: do a poo, have a wank, read a book, make more food, make a cup of tea, gaze into the eyes of your lover or dance to Rick Astley. As someone who has done all the above I suggest the dancing it’s fun and gets you happy and as we all know if you’re happy while eating life rocks!
So we’re not done yet but nearly there do not panic!. So once the microwave makes that annoying beeping noise, take the chips out BUT FOR GODS SAKE BE CAREFUL THE BOWL IS GOING TO BE HOT. Now take whatever topping you want: ketchup, mayo etc. and pour it on the top of the chips. Take a fork and start turning the chips all over the bowl, this allows for the topping to spread to all the chips. And there you have it! Chips a la me!
So stick that fork in and start having a good time! HAPPY EATING!
oh I forgot… Firstly, by now I think you see what I meant by melted, but that is a really good sign. if you can stick your fork into a chip pull it up and practically the whole lot of 'em come up with it that means that they were done right so don’t worry. Secondly, I know this sounds gross and everyone who I make it for is at first all pussy and like “BUT WAH THAT’S NOT CONVENTIONAL.” but it works. Just try it once…..for me?…..please?
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