:@ ( or so I’m told means angry….why? well I dunno we are on the Internet after all, things just happen here)………………………seriously I know it’s just a smiley but……:@. “Angus Thongs and perfect Snogging”, let me tell you something about “Angus Thongs and perfect Snogging.” This film…this film is undoubtedly the cause of stupidity in all of history. indecent young girls? ye this film’s fault, Brain dead boyfriends? yep again this film’s fault…I’m willing to go as far as saying that this film…is the cause of the recession. That's how ungood a time I had watching this film.
It’s just so bad I don’t even know where to start. The deplorable characters? sickening plot? ear-vomit music? The fucking world for letting this exist? I dunno this is just one of them films which you just wish, wish from the bottom of your heart were never made or at least you forget that it existed. But, I can’t do that, I made a vow to warn you kind people of the Internet to never ever watch it! I guess I’m not well known enough though to just make you take my word for it though am I? goddammit.
So basically the plot is as follows. Pinocchio’s daughter is having her first period and she wants to get into boys pants who look 10 years older than her. So she becomes a bitch (girl logic), everyone hates her for 5 minutes and then out of the blue everything is a-ok and the lesson of the story is “be a prick, you’ll succeed.” As a sub plot she thinks that her mother is having an affair with and obviously gay man thus bringing up the common teenage issue of ‘Is my mother a transvestite?’ The father is in new Zealand being the only good thing in the film for taking up the least amount of my time and then there’s a bunch of scenes of 13-year-old girls stalking other girls to see their breasts. And yes this film is for kids.
The characters include so many obnoxious people that it’s really hard to define them as characters per se but rather as an amalgamation of the stupidity of certain teenagers. For example, the slang for breasts in this film is…go on guess…I dare you….'nunga nungas.' That's right 'nunga nungas.' Now if you find that stupid the reason for that name is even stupider so you may want to cover your ears or this, the reason why breasts are called 'nunga nungas' is because that is the noise breasts make when you lift them up and let them drop. And sperm says ‘wee’ when it comes out of the dick. But anyway, so you got this really big nose bitch who is intolerably annoying at the start of the film and just becomes so much worse as the film goes on. She writes this diary where she fantasizes about penises and dreams of having a small nose. She also has an obsession with breasts as I earlier says and bring boys into the know-who about the pencil test. Don’t know about it? Well lets just say apparently young girls care about cleavage, who knew?
Her friends include the foreign girl, dumb girl and best friend who she (SPOILER) betrays…and then makes friends again with. The mother as previously stated is a transvestite and the father is not really there but quite highly respected for some reason, kinda like god. There’s a younger sister who…doesn’t do anything and cat called Angus who again doesn’t do anything, yet his name got in the title?bu-wa-meh? never mind. You got the countless ‘hot’ boys which amount to 0 and instead we get saliva boy who is essentially a 13 year old male prostitute, the dude who came up with 'nunga nungas,' a generic stupid person and Robbie. What does one say about Robbie, the main romantic interest of nose. Well he’s charm…no,nic… wrong, horrible?…no not even that describes him. I’ve got it, Robbie is bland! that's the right word! There really isn’t much to say, he’s your generic pretty boy except without the pretty. I honestly don’t know what else to say about him…he says bitch in a kids movie that's kinda cool…em ye he’s kinda like if you got a white sheet of paper, decided it wasn’t white enough so you painted it white, that pretty much sums up Robbie.
Seriously I could go on this film is just pure shizer. However, I always try to find one thing that I liked in the film so here it is. The lighting, while not particularly amazing does certainly go beyond what you’d expect of such a bad movie. It’s bright in the day and slightly darker at night, there’s enough light on penis nose’s face for us to be able to really understand the enormity of her nose and by god is it one ugly nose. He really was lighting the way for me to understand just how much I detest this film and so I thank you Mr. light man, people should really respect you and your fellow light men more than they do.
Thanks for reading this review, please take my advice and stay away from Angus Thongs and blah blah blah (especially boys, it turns your brain to slush). HAPPY WATCHING!
Oh I forgot the music! well no biggy its not like anyone would even download the soundtrack, even for free.
It’s just so bad I don’t even know where to start. The deplorable characters? sickening plot? ear-vomit music? The fucking world for letting this exist? I dunno this is just one of them films which you just wish, wish from the bottom of your heart were never made or at least you forget that it existed. But, I can’t do that, I made a vow to warn you kind people of the Internet to never ever watch it! I guess I’m not well known enough though to just make you take my word for it though am I? goddammit.
So basically the plot is as follows. Pinocchio’s daughter is having her first period and she wants to get into boys pants who look 10 years older than her. So she becomes a bitch (girl logic), everyone hates her for 5 minutes and then out of the blue everything is a-ok and the lesson of the story is “be a prick, you’ll succeed.” As a sub plot she thinks that her mother is having an affair with and obviously gay man thus bringing up the common teenage issue of ‘Is my mother a transvestite?’ The father is in new Zealand being the only good thing in the film for taking up the least amount of my time and then there’s a bunch of scenes of 13-year-old girls stalking other girls to see their breasts. And yes this film is for kids.
The characters include so many obnoxious people that it’s really hard to define them as characters per se but rather as an amalgamation of the stupidity of certain teenagers. For example, the slang for breasts in this film is…go on guess…I dare you….'nunga nungas.' That's right 'nunga nungas.' Now if you find that stupid the reason for that name is even stupider so you may want to cover your ears or this, the reason why breasts are called 'nunga nungas' is because that is the noise breasts make when you lift them up and let them drop. And sperm says ‘wee’ when it comes out of the dick. But anyway, so you got this really big nose bitch who is intolerably annoying at the start of the film and just becomes so much worse as the film goes on. She writes this diary where she fantasizes about penises and dreams of having a small nose. She also has an obsession with breasts as I earlier says and bring boys into the know-who about the pencil test. Don’t know about it? Well lets just say apparently young girls care about cleavage, who knew?
Her friends include the foreign girl, dumb girl and best friend who she (SPOILER) betrays…and then makes friends again with. The mother as previously stated is a transvestite and the father is not really there but quite highly respected for some reason, kinda like god. There’s a younger sister who…doesn’t do anything and cat called Angus who again doesn’t do anything, yet his name got in the title?bu-wa-meh? never mind. You got the countless ‘hot’ boys which amount to 0 and instead we get saliva boy who is essentially a 13 year old male prostitute, the dude who came up with 'nunga nungas,' a generic stupid person and Robbie. What does one say about Robbie, the main romantic interest of nose. Well he’s charm…no,nic… wrong, horrible?…no not even that describes him. I’ve got it, Robbie is bland! that's the right word! There really isn’t much to say, he’s your generic pretty boy except without the pretty. I honestly don’t know what else to say about him…he says bitch in a kids movie that's kinda cool…em ye he’s kinda like if you got a white sheet of paper, decided it wasn’t white enough so you painted it white, that pretty much sums up Robbie.
Seriously I could go on this film is just pure shizer. However, I always try to find one thing that I liked in the film so here it is. The lighting, while not particularly amazing does certainly go beyond what you’d expect of such a bad movie. It’s bright in the day and slightly darker at night, there’s enough light on penis nose’s face for us to be able to really understand the enormity of her nose and by god is it one ugly nose. He really was lighting the way for me to understand just how much I detest this film and so I thank you Mr. light man, people should really respect you and your fellow light men more than they do.
Thanks for reading this review, please take my advice and stay away from Angus Thongs and blah blah blah (especially boys, it turns your brain to slush). HAPPY WATCHING!
Oh I forgot the music! well no biggy its not like anyone would even download the soundtrack, even for free.
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