OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A JOKE SERIOUSLY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Ok I’m calm I’m calm.
You may have thought that the above was a bit of an overreaction, but it wasn’t. A friend of mine and I just discovered the biggest secret ever and I worry actually if I should disclose it on this blog. If the people involved find out that I know they might kill me…yes it’s that big. Hmm should I say? should I not? Meh, screw it my fingers are tingly to tell it to the world. So here it is the biggest and longest hidden secret ever…
Jesus Christ our saviour………was Japanese.
Ok I know what your thinking either one of the following
1) This guy thinks he’s funny
2)OH MY GOD HE IS SOOOOOO RIGHT
or
3)Hmm intriguing I would think that what he is about to say is bullshit but I’ll listen.
If your in the first mind-set fuck off we don’t like your kind around here.
Well I guess I should explain to those of you that are still reading this why Jesus was Japanese. It is really quite simple when you think about it and I’m surprised no one realised it earlier. So just follow me on this…
1) Jesus was a Jew
2) The Japanese word for 10 when written in roman script is spelt ju
3) ju and Jew are pronounced the exact same way
Everyone with me so far?
4) The kanji for ju is a cross
5) Christianity’s (a religion based on Jesus teachings) symbol is the CROSS Jesus died on
6) so cross=cross am I wrong?
7) And as an added piece, are all those Js really a coincidence? Jesus Ju Jew Japanese.
Our logic is undeniable! Jesus was Japanese! One cannot look at the information I have provided above and think that it is a mere coincidence. It’s just not possible! The only explanation is that Jesus was Japanese. The Japanese have always known and have been keeping it away from us gaijin! Imagine they have kept this a secret for just over 2000 years. Can you imagine how hard that must have been to keep all the Japanese people out there quiet? The Japanese once again show us a feat of amazingness.
But we have the upper hand now! We know their secret! So now that you know the truth go forth loyal readers and spread the word. The world must know the truth! HAPPY SPREADING!
Oh I forgot another piece of evidence to do with the Js. JUdas, Joseph, Jehovah, Joshua,Jeremiah,John,King James etc.? J stands for Japanese! Why else would there be so many Js that are connected to Jesus in some way or another!
Ok I’m calm I’m calm.
You may have thought that the above was a bit of an overreaction, but it wasn’t. A friend of mine and I just discovered the biggest secret ever and I worry actually if I should disclose it on this blog. If the people involved find out that I know they might kill me…yes it’s that big. Hmm should I say? should I not? Meh, screw it my fingers are tingly to tell it to the world. So here it is the biggest and longest hidden secret ever…
Jesus Christ our saviour………was Japanese.
Ok I know what your thinking either one of the following
1) This guy thinks he’s funny
2)OH MY GOD HE IS SOOOOOO RIGHT
or
3)Hmm intriguing I would think that what he is about to say is bullshit but I’ll listen.
If your in the first mind-set fuck off we don’t like your kind around here.
Well I guess I should explain to those of you that are still reading this why Jesus was Japanese. It is really quite simple when you think about it and I’m surprised no one realised it earlier. So just follow me on this…
1) Jesus was a Jew
2) The Japanese word for 10 when written in roman script is spelt ju
3) ju and Jew are pronounced the exact same way
Everyone with me so far?
4) The kanji for ju is a cross
5) Christianity’s (a religion based on Jesus teachings) symbol is the CROSS Jesus died on
6) so cross=cross am I wrong?
7) And as an added piece, are all those Js really a coincidence? Jesus Ju Jew Japanese.
Our logic is undeniable! Jesus was Japanese! One cannot look at the information I have provided above and think that it is a mere coincidence. It’s just not possible! The only explanation is that Jesus was Japanese. The Japanese have always known and have been keeping it away from us gaijin! Imagine they have kept this a secret for just over 2000 years. Can you imagine how hard that must have been to keep all the Japanese people out there quiet? The Japanese once again show us a feat of amazingness.
But we have the upper hand now! We know their secret! So now that you know the truth go forth loyal readers and spread the word. The world must know the truth! HAPPY SPREADING!
Oh I forgot another piece of evidence to do with the Js. JUdas, Joseph, Jehovah, Joshua,Jeremiah,John,King James etc.? J stands for Japanese! Why else would there be so many Js that are connected to Jesus in some way or another!
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